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                Chuck Norris findet den Riss in der <a href="http://www.willis-witze.de/Chuck-Norris-Witze/Chuck-Norris-hat-bis-zur-Unendlichkeit-g,witz-15084.html" title="Unendlichkeit">Unendlichkeit</a> nicht, er war Schuld daran. 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:40:39Z</issued>
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                Chuck Norris kennt das Ende der unendlichen Geschichte! 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:40:12Z</issued>
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        <title mode="escaped" type="text/html">Chuck Norris fragt nicht nach dem Weg,</title>
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                er kennt ihn! 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:39:48Z</issued>
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                sondern um Chuck Norris !! 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:39:18Z</issued>
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                dass er Einstein Mathe-Nachhilfe gibt. 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:38:51Z</issued>
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                Chuck Norris kann die Steine in TETRIS wieder nach oben befördern... 
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        <issued>2008-05-18T09:35:45Z</issued>
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                Polizistin: "Dürfte ich bitte ihren Führerschein sehen"

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Daraufhin antwortet die Polizistin: " Es ist rechteckig und ihr Bild ist drauf". 

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